Big Brother wants you to stop BBQing

This is a real statement from the Dept of Homeland Security (Ministry of Love) “Under the direction of President Obama and Secretary Janet Napolitano, the entire federal family is leaning forward to support our state, tribal and territorial partners along the East Coast,” a FEMA news release declared Friday as Irene churned toward landfall." emphasis added Oh brother. If the Ministry of Love -- er -- Federal Government is our "federal family" does that make President Obama our Big Brother? And just to be fair that term was used in the Bush and Clinton administration also, so let's not ridicule the current administration exclusively. They ALL deserve our ridicule. Except the Taft administration. He was a great friend of barbecue.

Regardless you can rest assured that we at NocoBBQ would never try to supplant your family. NocoBBQ will never try to draw you in with Orwellian-speak like some weird, cultish, sociopathic hypnotist. We want you to keep your family all to yourself and feed them delicious, moist barbecue dripping with flavorful, hickory-smoked juices and thick, tangy sauce. That is the method we at NocoBBQ will use to lure you into a sense of cultish loyalty. With delightful mental images that make your mouth drool and stomach ache. Our cogent reviews and tantalizing prose will be sufficient to win your loyalty. You can keep your family. We demand only your unrequited love.