iPhone 5 rumors

Industry insiders are telling me that groundbreaking, earth-shattering, dimension-creating improvements are in store for the October 4 announcement of Apple's newest device. Apparently the new iPhone 5 will be able to...

Love your children while you answer e-mail...

Ensure your friends never interrupt you while you text message your friends...

Translate political speeches into a more meaningful and appropriate Tickle Me Elmo cartoon segment...

Finally give Facebook Founder Mark Zuckerberg what he wants. Your wife. And finally...

Fully incorporate revolutionary new voice control called iServe, that will provide 100% access to all functionality when you begin your command with, "Almighty and Omnipotent Paganasus, Creator of All that is important and relevant to the world, I Forever Pledge to Worship Your Power and show Gratitude for your Enduring Love for me, and I fall on my knees and humbly beseech thee to play the White Stripes. Thank you." Special voice synthesizers will be able to gauge the sincerity of your pledge, I mean request.

The Day BBQ died

Read the obit for Cotton’s BBQ in the reviews section of our website, here. It makes me both sad and hungry. Coming up soon, review of KT’s BBQ in Boulder.

Famous Daves BBQ Review

Latest review now available in the Reviews section, here. Everything you need to know about Famous Daves #BBQ: Should you eat there? Should you like it? How many states can you drive to and find one? If you've recently had your tonsils removed how will you react to their Devil's Spit sauce? Are the Broncos the worst football team in the NFL? All these questions are answered at www.NocoBBQ.com

Big Brother wants you to stop BBQing

This is a real statement from the Dept of Homeland Security (Ministry of Love) “Under the direction of President Obama and Secretary Janet Napolitano, the entire federal family is leaning forward to support our state, tribal and territorial partners along the East Coast,” a FEMA news release declared Friday as Irene churned toward landfall." emphasis added Oh brother. If the Ministry of Love -- er -- Federal Government is our "federal family" does that make President Obama our Big Brother? And just to be fair that term was used in the Bush and Clinton administration also, so let's not ridicule the current administration exclusively. They ALL deserve our ridicule. Except the Taft administration. He was a great friend of barbecue.

Regardless you can rest assured that we at NocoBBQ would never try to supplant your family. NocoBBQ will never try to draw you in with Orwellian-speak like some weird, cultish, sociopathic hypnotist. We want you to keep your family all to yourself and feed them delicious, moist barbecue dripping with flavorful, hickory-smoked juices and thick, tangy sauce. That is the method we at NocoBBQ will use to lure you into a sense of cultish loyalty. With delightful mental images that make your mouth drool and stomach ache. Our cogent reviews and tantalizing prose will be sufficient to win your loyalty. You can keep your family. We demand only your unrequited love.

What is BBQ? Latest article and guest blog at BBQHub

The good folks at BBQHub.com, a huge barbecue resource, have posted my guest blog article on their fine website. You can read it here. Humility forces me to downplay my prose, which will in all likelihood be discussed for many, many generations as the finest words ever recorded on the topic of barbecue.

Colorado Jim, guest blogger extraorinnaire

Very excited to have been invited to guest blog at www.BBQHub.com. Will let you know when my amazing prose is posted on their website. Sneak preview: why barbecue is the reason mankind has survived this long, and what will become of us when it is banned by The Man.

Colorado Jim